I wanted to add a couple of things to the post I posted yesterday (how many posts would a woodchuck post if a woodchuck could post posts?). I've seen this same story under a few different headlines that I thought were noteworthy:

1) The Blitz Massage - this is pretty good. I like that it makes use of the word 'blitz' which is german. Very clever.


2) The Love Attack - I like this one even more. Violent and swift, yet oddly...friendly. Almost welcome...but not really.

3) Bush's Magic Fingers - now this is my favorite. This doesn't even need comment from me. I wish that I had written this headline.


That's all I got.