It will come as no surprise to anyone who knows me that I am not a fan of GW, particularly. In fact, I'm kind of an anti-fan. I think he's a religious zealot and therefore a nut. And most of the time, I think he's a puppet, or a robot...he just doesn't seem very human to me. It seems like everything he says is scripted. I can barely stand to hear him talk.

But it turns out that I don't mind him talking so much if he's cussin'. He said 'shit' yesterday (at least, I read about it yesterday) and I found myself, almost, admiring him. For a second. Grudgingly. Then I gave myself a stern talking to and the moment passed.

Today, he's topped himself. You must go at once and have a look at this:

Bush Grope

I'm not sure what he was thinking, but apparently he was going to give an impromptu massage to a German Chancellor, Angela Merckel. She, very sensibly, recoils in horror.

At least he didn't vomit in her lap.

So my new theory is that he isn't a robot so much as he's a dork.