I wanted to add a couple of things to the post I posted yesterday (how many posts would a woodchuck post if a woodchuck could post posts?). I've seen this same story under a few different headlines that I thought were noteworthy:

1) The Blitz Massage - this is pretty good. I like that it makes use of the word 'blitz' which is german. Very clever.


2) The Love Attack - I like this one even more. Violent and swift, yet oddly...friendly. Almost welcome...but not really.

3) Bush's Magic Fingers - now this is my favorite. This doesn't even need comment from me. I wish that I had written this headline.


That's all I got.

It will come as no surprise to anyone who knows me that I am not a fan of GW, particularly. In fact, I'm kind of an anti-fan. I think he's a religious zealot and therefore a nut. And most of the time, I think he's a puppet, or a robot...he just doesn't seem very human to me. It seems like everything he says is scripted. I can barely stand to hear him talk.

But it turns out that I don't mind him talking so much if he's cussin'. He said 'shit' yesterday (at least, I read about it yesterday) and I found myself, almost, admiring him. For a second. Grudgingly. Then I gave myself a stern talking to and the moment passed.

Today, he's topped himself. You must go at once and have a look at this:

Bush Grope

I'm not sure what he was thinking, but apparently he was going to give an impromptu massage to a German Chancellor, Angela Merckel. She, very sensibly, recoils in horror.

At least he didn't vomit in her lap.

So my new theory is that he isn't a robot so much as he's a dork.